The thing about zombies, it isn’t a matter of if, but when. The zombie apocalypse is coming and we can either live in denial, or we can embrace it like the zombie fan on your holiday shopping list. After all, zombies are just like us, but dead and with the whole eating brains thing. Why live in fear? Live ready. Your zombie fan gets it.
What happens when classic literature gets a zombie makeover? Classic zombies, of course. Mr. Darcy won’t know who bit him.
First there was bowling for burgers. Then rock and bowl. At some point even the skinheads went bowling. It’s only natural that zombies get into the act. Includes miniature wooden “zombie” pins, recommended for zombie hunters ages 3 and up.
Honey, get the door, it’s zombie carolers! Now bring them some brainy pudding (they won’t go until they get some).
This shirt was created to raise the morale of the living during the event of a zombie invasion. It’s also quite comfortable.
Remember Pat the Bunny? He’s back (from the dead)! Like the original book this one features lots of tactile stimulation, but unlike the original these are pretty gross.
The Zombies were a successful band despite the fact that none of its members were actual zombies. Features such hits as Tell Her No, She’s Not There, and Braaaaains.
Lots of books claim to be the only one you need, but if you’re ever trapped on a desert island with a zombie, this is the one you’ll want.
Sometimes (usually) the zombie eats you, but why not turn the tables and chomp on a zombie (cupcake)? That will teach them. Recipes include lots of other gross looking stuff.
Is the zombie fan on your holiday shopping list tired of looking for that perfect zombie action figure without any luck? Let them make their own! This kit includes all the body parts needed to create an original zombie action figure (not real body parts).
Shaun of the Dead is the rare zombie film that has a happy ending. Spoiler: Why can’t we all get along? Also, humor.
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