Slimming Swimsuits that Keep Your Wallet Fat

The annual pool party invite just came in the mail and you’re dreading having to bare a swimsuit in front of your friends. For the past few years, you’ve managed to wiggle out of going by faking an upset stomach, headache, and certainly the most creative excuse – a charley horse in BOTH legs that you suffered in a freak vacuuming accident.

Before your friends start growing concerned about your health, maybe it’s time to finally find a swimsuit that you feel comfortable wearing. JoeShopping is here to help (picture us running down the beach with an orange life buoy a la David Hasselhoff – minus the 5 pounds of chest hair and alcohol addiction.) We’ve got a few swimsuit solutions for you, no matter what your trouble area may be, and a few ways to save on ‘em, too. Because we realize not everyone can sell their souls to the devil in exchange for the perfect beach body (Gisele Bundchen, we’re looking at you.)

 

SPANX: Sheer Ruffle One Shoulder One-Piece Swimsuit
Price: $178.00 & Free Shipping
Plus, Free Spanx Tote bag with purchase.
We all know and love SPANX, the miracle workers behind products like the Footless Body-Shaping Pantyhose that even Oprah sings praise about. Here, they’ve come up with a swimsuit that offers the same benefit as their top selling undergarments: smooth and flatten trouble areas while leaving you with a nice, shapely silhouette.

 

 

 

 

D-Cup Underwire Retro Balconet Top & Ruched Top Hipster
$32.50 (top) $29.50 (bottom)
Use code DCE15 for an extra 15% off.
Busty ladies know it’s hard to find a bikini top that not only has room in the cup area, but offers support, too. This bikini from Delias offers just that, and with 8 colors/patterns to choose from, they didn’t skimp on making it look cute, too.

 

 

 

 

 


Eddie Bauer Short Beach Dress

Price: $39.50 & Free Shipping
This dress can be worn as a cute cover-up when you’re just strolling the beach, but can also be jazzed up with pretty sandals and accessories for wearing later to dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Belted Design Print Boyshorts
Price: $16.10 ($12.88 after coupon code Shop20R)
These bright coral boyshorts come with a removable printed belt and offers a little extra coverage than a typical bikini bottom. Matching top can be found here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Oh Baby by Motherhood™ Geometric Tankini Top & Scoop Bottoms Swim Set
 Sale: $40.60 (and Free Shipping if you spend $75+)
For those with a bun in the oven, this fashionable swimsuit offers coverage, support and adjustable shoulder straps that convert from regular to crisscross.

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Coupons From These Stores:

10% off entire order through this link
Ends 4/1/11.
Free Shipping on $50 order

15% off any order
Use coupon code DCE15. Ends 4/28/11.
20% off $75
Use coupon code 2DCEA. Ends 4/28/11.
Free Shipping on $25 or more order
Use coupon code DCEAFF. Ends 4/28/11.

Free Shipping & Handling on all orders
Use coupon code FRSHIP. Ends 4/1/11.

20% off Regular Priced Items
Use coupon coupon Shop20R. Ends 3/31/11.
Free Shipping on $50 order
Use coupon code gjship50.

Free Shipping on $75 order


 

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